troyesivanismyqueen: troyesivanismyqueen: i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child oh good god i fucked up

troyesivanismyqueen: troyesivanismyqueen: i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child oh good god i fucked up

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Was All This Legal? Absolutely Fucking Not.

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