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cracked: King Tut was sporting a morning woody when his tomb was opened in 1924 – he was a teenager when he died, you know. One theory suggests that the embalmers back in ancient Egypt took the time to stuff their dead king’s junk as a response to

cracked: King Tut was sporting a morning woody when his tomb was opened in 1924 – he was a teenager when he died, you know. One theory suggests that the embalmers back in ancient Egypt took the time to stuff their dead king’s junk as a response to

cracked:  King Tut was sporting a morning woody when his tomb was opened in 1924

Mentalflossr: More: 15 Common Expressions Younger Generations Won’t Understand

Mentalflossr:  More: 15 Common Expressions Younger Generations Won’t Understand

Salon: Piers Morgan Blasted Cleese For “Ignoring” Him At A Restaurant And Cleese Put Him In His Place

Salon:  Piers Morgan Blasted Cleese For “Ignoring” Him At A Restaurant And Cleese

Collectorsweekly: Would You Put A $300,000 Glass Sculpture On The Hood Of Your Car? (Lalique Hood Ornaments, Circa 1920S And ‘30S.)

Collectorsweekly:  Would You Put A $300,000 Glass Sculpture On The Hood Of Your Car? (Lalique

Nerdtually: Netrunner Retro Console 

Nerdtually:  Netrunner Retro Console 

Uimapcoll: This Colorful Map, A Chart Of The History Of Printing In Europe, By R. T. Aitchison, Was Printed In 1931. Printer’s Marks Are Included, As Well As Different Types (And Mermaids And Sea Monsters!).You Can See More About Printing History

Uimapcoll:  This Colorful Map, A Chart Of The History Of Printing In Europe, By

Weirdvintage: “A Threatened Woman Wields Her Bumbershoot Against A Masher.  Here She Is Deftly “Stopping A Blow Aimed At The Face,”  Swinging The Umbrella Up, She Jabs The Ruffian’s Jaw.  Alternatively, She Finishes Him Off With A Well-Aimed

Weirdvintage:  “A Threatened Woman Wields Her Bumbershoot Against A Masher.  Here

Design-Is-Fine: Curt Bessiger, Illustration Of Gemstones For Encyclopedia Großer Brockhaus, 1898-1902. Germany.

Design-Is-Fine:  Curt Bessiger, Illustration Of Gemstones For Encyclopedia Großer

Designmeetstyle: Don’t Let The Name “Wallpaper” Fool You. Stick It On The Ceiling For A Major Pop Of Color. We Love This Honeycomb Look.

Designmeetstyle:  Don’t Let The Name “Wallpaper” Fool You. Stick It On The

Jaded-Mandarin: The Harmonia Macrocosmica Of Andreas Cellarius. Detail.

Jaded-Mandarin:  The Harmonia Macrocosmica Of Andreas Cellarius. Detail.

Cordisartis: Eurydice And Orpheus1773-76Antonio Canova

Cordisartis:  Eurydice And Orpheus1773-76Antonio Canova

Jaded-Mandarin: Gerard De Lairesse. Detail From Allegory Of The Sciences, 1683.

Jaded-Mandarin:  Gerard De Lairesse. Detail From Allegory Of The Sciences, 1683.

Theinturnetexplorer:

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