bearded-dad: I just want a 4.0 GPA, a puppy, Adele and Coachella tickets, and a closet full of Saint Laurent. Is that too much to ask? Hi, little man

bearded-dad: I just want a 4.0 GPA, a puppy, Adele and Coachella tickets, and a closet full of Saint Laurent. Is that too much to ask? Hi, little man

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Bearded-Dad: Ya Boy Is Trash

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Bearded-Dad: Wake Up Next To Me

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Bearded-Dad: I Failed My Midterm So Hard Today 😅😅😅

Bearded-Dad: I Should Be Studying But Instead I’m Taking Selfies In The Bath And Trying To Find A Decent Boston Take Out Restaurant

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