schoute: jaehaerys1: doctah-plague: manwiththesquidhat: I’m sitting on the toilet. THIS MAKES ME FUCKIN LOSE IT EVERY FUCKING TIME

schoute: jaehaerys1: doctah-plague: manwiththesquidhat: I’m sitting on the toilet. THIS MAKES ME FUCKIN LOSE IT EVERY FUCKING TIME

Eatingcroutons: Laughingfish: Dave-Mau5: Dave-Mau5: Welcome To Australia! Where A Fast Food Restaurant Literally Made A Mirrored Reflective Sea-Gull Proof Packet For Their Fries So They Don’t God Damn Try To Fly Down And Steal Your Fries. You

Outofcontextdiscord:

Cheebzandcrackers: Technology, Man. We’ve Managed To Streamline The Process Of Heartbreak From 5 Days To 14 Minutes.

Suncrayon: Lilithn: Loonychild: Millennium-Enterprise: Hawkeye1964: Oh Good

Beetledrink: Beetledrink: For Sale: Framed Luigi, Never Hung If Youre One Of The Dozen Or So People Who Replied With Something To The Effect Of “Actually Luigi Is Hung” You Are Now My Enemy And Im Going To Maul You On Sight

Grimauxiliatrixofficial:war Never Changes…..

Pudding.armouries

Fuck-Customers: A Few Years Back, I Was A Waitress At A Breakfast Diner. On The Menus There Are Pictures Of Omelettes. The Omelettes Pictured Are Yellow. It’s 11 At Night, I Get The Last Table Before Closing, And It’s A Girl My Age. She Asks For

Pudding.armouries

Absolute-Wumbo: Absolute-Wumbo: It’s For Our Protection Clearly And Just To Really Drive The Point Home

As Seen On T.v!

Iconuk01: I Love How Many Golden Age “World’s Finest” Covers Are Basically Just Superman And Batman Taking Their Adopted Son Robin Out For Fun Activities Like Good Supportive Parents (Though Not Above A Little Harmless Fun At Each Other’s Expense).

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