“One cannot just say they are a warrior, one must be prepared to pick up the banner and fight. Even if never called upon to do so.”

“One cannot just say they are a warrior, one must be prepared to pick up the banner and fight. Even if never called upon to do so.”

Warchaplain:remember That When Scripture Is Telling You To Gird Up Your Loins, You Are Being Commanded To Prepare For Battle Or Hard Labor. So Gird Up Your Loins And Go Forth To Do The Lords Work.

Warchaplain: I Am A Christian. Weapons Are Part Of My Religion. We Are Taught In Luke 22:36 “He Said To Them, “But Now If You Have A Purse, Take It, And Also A Bag; And If You Don’t Have A Sword, Sell Your Cloak And Buy One.”

Greater Wisconsin Front

Alexasenna: Theskoomacat: Catsbeaversandducks: “Sir, I Can Has Fish?? Thank You, Kind Sir!” Translation: [Weasel? Comes Up To A Fisherman] Fisherman: Friend, What Do You Want? [Weasel Sniffs At A Closed Bucket With Fish] Hungry For Some Fish, Aren’t

Jurgenronaaz: Veggieblt: Veggieblt: Veggieblt: Veggieblt: Oh My God I Fucked Up So Bad. I Saw The Cards Against Humanity “Bullshit” Sale Yesterday And Bought It Thinking It Was An Expansion Pack. It’s Literally Bull Shit. They Are Sending Cow

Previously Mustanglover15

Hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Ihopethisdsntawakensomethinginme: Watcherknight: Twocubes: As Part Of My Reform Package, I Promise To Turn All Rich People Into Furries, So Instead Of Spending All Their Money On Superyachts They Spend It On Commissions, Which Have A Significantly Higher

Fandompariah:according To Diogenes They’re Settling Things Man To Man

Bobbelchers:

Paulthebukkit: 9-Year-Old Me: “I’m Just Going To Play A Game Quietly, What’s The Worst That Could Happen?” My Wii After My Bedtime:

“Dear The One With Baggy Pants...”

AllKindOfPorn Allthewaythrough