snorlaxatives: *sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

snorlaxatives: sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes i don’t care

Fuckingconversations: Wishuponawish: Hookandthedaggersxvx: Virginity Only Matters If You’re Lighting The Black Flame Candle To Summon Witches. Actually, When People Talk About “Blood Of A Virgin”, What’s Actually Meant Is “Virgin Blood”,

Upgraders: Is “I’m Sperming” An Appropriate Thing To Say During Love Making

Dicksplit: Accidentally Sits On Your Dick And Makes You Cum 3 Times Oops

Caught This Guy With My Level 57 Gothitelle, Using Shadow Ball Three Times, Heal Block, And Thunder Wave. Mad I Spent A Bunch Of Money On Over 100 Poke Balls To Catch It With Only Three. Sigh. Oh Well, At Least I Didn’t Have To Waste Any Ultra Balls.

You Can See His Dick Through Those Pants.

Damightyo: Wtf Just Happened!? I Guess The Governor ‘Doesn’t Want It’

Whereismana: Never Lose Yourself, Please

Sandslashing: Mindykalingisme: Megajakeroo: Brownmanandfree: Some Women Sexualize Men’s Muscles The Way Some Men Sexualize Women’s Boobs. Someone Said It Yes, But No One Is Telling To Cover Them Up Because It’s Indecent Locked Chained And

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Tuckfheman: Minimalist Posters Explain Complex Philosophical Concepts With Basic Shapes

2012 - 2016 Hiatus

Buriaq: Coolbutcautious: The Only Reason I Go To School Is Because I Donn’t Wanna Be An Unemployed College Drop Out. I Wanna Be An Unemployed College Graduate Thats The Spirit

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