saigyohoshi: love how this post starts out pretty plausible and then slowly devolves into more and more absurdity as it goes on. please have sex with my wife op.

saigyohoshi: love how this post starts out pretty plausible and then slowly devolves into more and more absurdity as it goes on. please have sex with my wife op.

Volcanokids: Vampireapologist: One Of My Favorite Thing I’ve Learned About Animals Studies Is That You Should Avoid Using Colorful Leg Bands When You’re Banding Birds Because You Can Accidentally Completely Skew The Data Because Female Birds Prefer

Acutecherry: I Really Like How This Came Out ଘ(੭ˊ꒳ˋ)੭♡

U Think She's Hot Now, Just Wait Til She Draws Her Longsword

Seaweetie: “I Bet You Could Take That Hakuna Matata Scene And Put Any Other Song Over It. There Is Absolutely Nothing About Their Movements, Their Expressions, The Composition Of The Shots, The Editing That Conveys What Kind Of Song They’re Singing”

Now We Can Party

Virieu: Jiangshi: People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are Fuckin War Criminals How Do You Look At 16:05 And Go Wow I Can Understand That . Fucking Bootlickers Whats Next? You Gonna Go Join The Army??Recruit Me? Americans Be Like Ok I

Screenburned: People Who Are In Their 20 Or 30S Complaining About ‘Kids These Days’ Is Super Funny To Me, Like I Saw Someone Complaining About How Kids At Some Pool Were Playing Marco Polo But With ‘Hashtag’ ‘Yolo’ And If That’s Not Funny

Lulles: Though I Miss The Shoulder Pauldrons From Oot And Tp, The Royal Dress Zelda Wears In Botw Is Very Pretty Too~

Realsuggestions:don’t Trust People Who Continue To Tease You About Something After You’ve Made It Clear That It Hurts You And You’re Self Conscious About It.

Hilmaafklint:i Helped Shut Ice Headquarters Down For Hours Today And It Was Fucking Amazing, Please Get Involved With Your Local Never Again Action Chapter

Rottenface: Sylveon’s Twitter Post!

Medusagirlfriend:the Sexual Tension Between Me And A Pretty Girl On Public Transportation Who Doesn’t Even Notice I’m There

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