oh shit its valentines day tomorrow. if youve got a girl hold her titty. if you dont have a girl hold ur own titty. practice self care

oh shit its valentines day tomorrow. if youve got a girl hold her titty. if you dont have a girl hold ur own titty. practice self care

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In Honor Of Valentines Day, Syntax Error Poetry

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