lydiangel:i literally hate twitter so much at least everyone on here owns up to being brain dead

lydiangel:i literally hate twitter so much at least everyone on here owns up to being brain dead

Tearsinthemist:conniejoworld:adamthegirl:both Perfectly Phrasedi Like This

Skixns:🍊😑

Lady-Feral:katy-L-Wood:cargopantsman:xogs:funnytwittertweets:this Is Stupid And I Love It@Katy-L-Wood Perfection.except That&Amp;Rsquo;S A Pteranodon You Fools

Ratcoded:not 2 Exaggerate But The Good Place’s Thesis Of “If The Modern Pressures Of Life Were Removed, We Would Inherently Seek Out Opportunities To Learn And Become Better And Kinder People” Is A More Interesting And Valuable Thing To Say About

Bogleech:gardenianoire:whatbigotspost:matt Ferner On Twitteraustin City Council Votes To Purchase Motel To House Homeless, Postpones Vote On Anotherproud Of My City Tonight A Lot Of Police Money Goes Into Bullying Homeless People Anyway So This Takes

Jumpedoverthemoon:i Can Smell These Pictures

Daffodi1: Ulibeanz: Ulibeanz: Guys You Weren’t Ugly 10 Years Ago You Were Just Literal Children Everyone In The Notes Asserting That Children Can Be Ugly, I Know U Think You’re Being Cute But You’re Really Not. Like What The Fuck Is Wrong With

Themanslayer:i Think A Lot Of You Would Be A Lot Happier If You Stopped Pretending To Be Characters From Murder Animes

Tehded:autumngracy:punkfaery:my Cat Hates Taking His Pills. The Only Way We Can Get Him To Eat Them Is To Turn It Into An Elaborate Pantomime - We Take The Packet Out Of The Cupboard Slowly And Hold It Up, Saying “Oh!! What’s This? What’s This?

Strawberryoverlord:your-Opinions-Are-Ugly:kitbulls:gayluigi:sheepsbian:i&Amp;Rsquo;M Gonna Be Real With You Guys I Do Not Give A Shit About People &Amp;Ldquo;Stealing&Amp;Rdquo; Outdoor Cats. I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Feel Bad For People Who Let Their Cat Free Roam And Found

Borderbunny:borderbunny:u Dont Have Dark Circles U Have Normal Fucking Eyes And U Dont Have Acne U Have Normal Fucking Skinundereyes Are Not Naturally Bright. Stop Letting The Beauty Industry Tell U You Look Sleepy For Having A Normal Fucking Face. Skin

Akinaw:treasure Planet Really Did Slap With It’s Aesthetics, Because They Really Went “Spaceships, Except They’re Literally Ships”.

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