xcinnin: swanqueenandrizzles: tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that my sisters dad have none

xcinnin: swanqueenandrizzles: tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that my sisters dad have none

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Tom-Mess: Your-Brother-The-Demi-God: Stevegoshdarnrogers: Mmtion: Themjolniir: Moffat Might Like To Throw People Off Rooftops But Marvel Likes To Have People Watch A Person They Love Fall To Their Death Its Quite Rude Okay But Of All Those Three,