greatdean: do you sometimes just stretch your body and it feels better than an orgasm

greatdean: do you sometimes just stretch your body and it feels better than an orgasm

Stunningpicture: I Got High Last Night, And Woke With This On My Table

Unchangeablexangel: Bye Vagina It Was Nice Knowing You #Hello Vagina It Will Be Nice Knowing You #Wait A Month This Post Got Better

Almaasi: #Oh Come On

Clientsfromhell: I Had Just Gone Into Labour (To Have A Baby) When A Regular Client Called With Some Last-Minute And Typically Urgent Editing He Needed Done. It Was 10Pm On A Friday Night. I Explained That I Was In Labour And That We Would Be Heading

Manhunter (1986), Red Dragon (2002), Hannibal (2013)

Some Kinda Crazy.terribly Messy. Incredibly Happy.

Mamalaz: The Avengers As A Monster-Slaying Ouat Fantasy Show

Stydia Au: Stiles Is Afraid Lydia Will Regret The Night The Shared Together.

Haaaaaaaaave-You-Met-Ted: J-Willikers: Wicked-Mint-Leaves: Kateevangelistaauthor: This Is So Cool That I Just Had To Share. You Clever Fuckers My Teacher Used This Today W+H+I+S+K+E+Y23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

Closetshipping: Thorin Genuinely Doesn’t Understand How Bilbo Can Be Ashamed Of His Body, Since He Thinks It’s The Most Beautiful Sight He’s Ever Laid Sights Upon. Aka Cheesy Middle Earth Dorky Boyfriends At It Again

Impsexual: In Which Thorin Looks Like Majestic Jesus. Ohhhh Bilbo. When A Man Says He Wants To Fuck You, It Means He Wants To Fuck You, Cultural Differences Be Damned.

Closetshipping: Shut Up Bilbo

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