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I’m 25 years old and I still chuckled when I picked up a six pack of Hoegaarden. Growild old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

I’m 25 years old and I still chuckled when I picked up a six pack of Hoegaarden. Growild old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

I’m 25 years old and I still chuckled when I picked up a six pack of Hoegaarden.

Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I Knew I Forgot Something. No Freckles.

Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I Knew I Forgot Something.

Holy Shit, Someone Gave Me A Head Scratcher. How Have I Not Known This Bliss Until This Day? Also More Applecest Incoming, Since You Guys Clearly Adore My Humans.

Holy Shit, Someone Gave Me A Head Scratcher. How Have I Not Known This Bliss Until

Tagging Shit.

Tagging Shit.

I Hope Nobody At Works Asks Me What I Did During My Vacation.  &Amp;Ldquo;Oh&Amp;Hellip; Y'know&Amp;Hellip; Drew Horse Porn.&Amp;Rdquo; In Other News, Awww Yissss Scone

I Hope Nobody At Works Asks Me What I Did During My Vacation.  &Amp;Ldquo;Oh&Amp;Hellip;

Godaddy Is Having A Sweet Deal With Groupon And A Bunch Of Coupons. But 1) I Hate Godaddy, And 2) I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Need A Domain Name Anymore. First World Problems, Amirite.

Godaddy Is Having A Sweet Deal With Groupon And A Bunch Of Coupons. But 1) I Hate

Nothing Like Wildly Swinging A Sword Like An Utter Retard Under The Moonlight To Take Me Back To The Best Days Of My Life. 

Nothing Like Wildly Swinging A Sword Like An Utter Retard Under The Moonlight To

Faps To Cartoon Horses, But Incest? Someone Has To Draw The Line On These Perverts!

Faps To Cartoon Horses, But Incest? Someone Has To Draw The Line On These Perverts!

Ok, So. Woke Up.  Had I Dream I Was Batman. In A Sort Of Retarded Multiverse Kind Of Way.  Bane Was Out To Get Me. There Was Some Cool Fighting On The Underground That I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Remember Well. He Planted A Bomb On A Boat And Left It On My Driveway,

Ok, So. Woke Up.  Had I Dream I Was Batman. In A Sort Of Retarded Multiverse Kind

Public Service Announcement: Borderlands 2 Is $21 On Green Man Gaming. 

Public Service Announcement: Borderlands 2 Is $21 On Green Man Gaming. 

Okay. What The Fuck. Had A Dream It Was In The Near Future. For Some Odd Reason, I Found Myself As An Astronaut In A Spaceship. We Were Studying A Very Small But Very Massive Star, And The Goddamn Spaceship Rocked Like A Boat Because Of Tidal Forces. 

Okay. What The Fuck. Had A Dream It Was In The Near Future. For Some Odd Reason,

Finally After 3 Years With Verizon, I Am Current On My Bill. Since My Brother Sent 7 Thousand Texts In A Period Of 20 Days, Back In 2009, We Always Had A Stupid Balance On That Account Because Of The Ridiculous Charges On Their End. A New Bright Future

Finally After 3 Years With Verizon, I Am Current On My Bill. Since My Brother Sent

Augh. Uncle Is Brewing Up Some Sort Of Getaway For The Family, Wants Us To Go To The Fl West Coast For A Few Days. I Get Back To Work On Wednesday And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Sure I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Feel Like Shit If I Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Do Anything More Exciting Than Sit Around,

Augh. Uncle Is Brewing Up Some Sort Of Getaway For The Family, Wants Us To Go To

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