I wonder how much of my life has been spent eating sweets in my bathtub and taking photos of myself in the middle of the night. I bet it’s about a solid month, honestly. I’m ok with this. #selfiestories

I wonder how much of my life has been spent eating sweets in my bathtub and taking photos of myself in the middle of the night. I bet it’s about a solid month, honestly. I’m ok with this. #selfiestories

Boss Daddy Brought Healthy Snacks To Da Club #Byovinyl (At Downstairs At Fifty Seven)

#Byovinyl Round Two! (At Downstairs At Fifty Seven)

So Totally Getting So Much Sdcc Stuff Done!

Nsfw: She Gets Extra Cuddly When She Knows I&Amp;Rsquo;M Going Out Of Town&Amp;Hellip;

And We&Amp;Rsquo;Re On Our Way To San Diego! #Sdcc #Fakerideshare #Abdulkareemjafar

San Diego, I Am In You. (At Cal Coast Credit Union Open Air Theatre)

The Coffee Shop Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Take My $100 Bill So We Had To Buy Breakfast Fries At The Jack In The Box Across The Street. #Selfiestories #Mrandmrsbossdaddy (At Jack In The Box)

Dear Instagram, Is This Fuckin Covered Up Enough For You At The Goddamn Nude Beach?

Make It So. #Sdcc #Previewnight (At San Diego Comiccon)

I Ate Too Much Food, Hot Tubbed, And Now I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Sleep In This Onesie. #Thecalmbeforethestorm #Bigdaytomorrow #Secretmeeting #Wishmeluck #Selfiestories #Sdcc

I&Amp;Rsquo;M A Human Being! #Sdcc (At Comic Con 2014 San Diego)

The Laser Tag Crew! #Sdcc (At Petco Park)

LadyDicks LadyGagasAss