Make eggs, THEN realize all the plates are dirty. Like fuck plates am I right? Who needs em? #oneofthosedays #bfastforlunch

Make eggs, THEN realize all the plates are dirty. Like fuck plates am I right? Who needs em? #oneofthosedays #bfastforlunch

Nsfw: Haha I Blue Myself

Little Known Fact, Jurassic Park Was Actually Written By L. Ron Hubbard. (At Celebrity Scientology Building)

Turns Out I Own No Purple Clothing To Wear To Cinespia&Amp;Rsquo;S Purple Rain Tonight. Settled For Flouncy Top, Velvet Jacket &Amp;Amp; Sort Of Purple Lipstick? #Nofilter #Hellamakeup #Selfiestories (At Hollywood Forever)

She Asked For It. (At Hollywood Forever)

Still Asking For It&Amp;Hellip; (At Hollywood Forever)

Above Home.

#Pinballistruelove (At Eightytwo)

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Gonna Miss Her So Much!

Daleksandgirls: Vote For April O’neils (@Undeux) At Freeones.com Miss Freeones 2014 Reason? She Is A Doctor Who Fan (That’s Enough) Nsfw: Vote For Me?

You Should All Read This Cuz Holy Shit Its So Good Like Damn Whoa

Get Locked Out Of Your Brooklyn Airbnb -&Amp;Gt; Go Next Door, Order A Malbec -&Amp;Gt; Read Obscure Comics -&Amp;Gt; Write In Journal -&Amp;Gt; Instagram About It -&Amp;Gt; End Up Being Such A Fucking Hipster In Your Stupid Fucking Hipster Hat

Nyc Pizza And The Best Friend! #Pizzaistruelove (At Spunto)

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