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And I’m in the middle of the desert now. #hometown #holidaybullshit

And I’m in the middle of the desert now. #hometown #holidaybullshit

And I’m in the middle of the desert now. #hometown #holidaybullshit

Apparently, This Small Human Is Quite Fond Of Me. I&Amp;Rsquo;M The Only One That Could Calm Her The Fuck Down. #Auntieapril #Gweniee #Holidaybullshit

Apparently, This Small Human Is Quite Fond Of Me. I&Amp;Rsquo;M The Only One That

I Swear To Fucking God She Genuinely Hates Me.

I Swear To Fucking God She Genuinely Hates Me.

I Lolz

I Lolz

Quality Sibling Nature Hike In Which We Found A Portal.

Quality Sibling Nature Hike In Which We Found A Portal.

There Are No Bathtubs At My Parents House.

There Are No Bathtubs At My Parents House.

I Brought My Telescope To The Desert. ✨

I Brought My Telescope To The Desert. ✨

And So Begins The Family Annual Tamale Making Tradition. #30Lbsofmasa

And So Begins The Family Annual Tamale Making Tradition. #30Lbsofmasa

- @Naesquared Went To Disney World And Brought Me Back This Cinderella Castle Mug! #Toomanycoffeemugscollection

- @Naesquared Went To Disney World And Brought Me Back This Cinderella Castle Mug!

Apparently, I Hold My Chopsticks Wrong. It Works For Me. #N00Dz #Hometowntraditions (At Yc&Amp;Rsquo;S Mongolian Grill)

Apparently, I Hold My Chopsticks Wrong. It Works For Me. #N00Dz #Hometowntraditions

Weirdo.

Weirdo.

All I Wanted For Xmas Eve Was To Sleep In. It&Amp;Rsquo;S 2Pm And No One Has Tried To Wake Me Up Yet. Thanks, Santa!

All I Wanted For Xmas Eve Was To Sleep In. It&Amp;Rsquo;S 2Pm And No One Has Tried

I Made Glühwein! #Holidaybullshit #Hometownadventures

I Made Glühwein! #Holidaybullshit #Hometownadventures

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