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I swear to fucking god she genuinely hates me.

I swear to fucking god she genuinely hates me.

I swear to fucking god she genuinely hates me.

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Quality Sibling Nature Hike In Which We Found A Portal.

Quality Sibling Nature Hike In Which We Found A Portal.

There Are No Bathtubs At My Parents House.

There Are No Bathtubs At My Parents House.

I Brought My Telescope To The Desert. ✨

I Brought My Telescope To The Desert. ✨

And So Begins The Family Annual Tamale Making Tradition. #30Lbsofmasa

And So Begins The Family Annual Tamale Making Tradition. #30Lbsofmasa

- @Naesquared Went To Disney World And Brought Me Back This Cinderella Castle Mug! #Toomanycoffeemugscollection

- @Naesquared Went To Disney World And Brought Me Back This Cinderella Castle Mug!

Apparently, I Hold My Chopsticks Wrong. It Works For Me. #N00Dz #Hometowntraditions (At Yc&Amp;Rsquo;S Mongolian Grill)

Apparently, I Hold My Chopsticks Wrong. It Works For Me. #N00Dz #Hometowntraditions

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Weirdo.

All I Wanted For Xmas Eve Was To Sleep In. It&Amp;Rsquo;S 2Pm And No One Has Tried To Wake Me Up Yet. Thanks, Santa!

All I Wanted For Xmas Eve Was To Sleep In. It&Amp;Rsquo;S 2Pm And No One Has Tried

I Made Glühwein! #Holidaybullshit #Hometownadventures

I Made Glühwein! #Holidaybullshit #Hometownadventures

Nsfw: The March Issue Of Hustler Magazine Will Have A Photo Feature Of @Eladarling As Raphael And Myself As Pin-Up April O'neil While We Were At Sdcc Last Year! Photos By @Wilgmusic

Nsfw: The March Issue Of Hustler Magazine Will Have A Photo Feature Of @Eladarling

Yep, Watching The Interview While Stoned Was A Brilliant Plan. I Highly Recommend It.

Yep, Watching The Interview While Stoned Was A Brilliant Plan. I Highly Recommend

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