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I brought my telescope to the desert. ✨

I brought my telescope to the desert. ✨

I brought my telescope to the desert. ✨

And So Begins The Family Annual Tamale Making Tradition. #30Lbsofmasa

And So Begins The Family Annual Tamale Making Tradition. #30Lbsofmasa

- @Naesquared Went To Disney World And Brought Me Back This Cinderella Castle Mug! #Toomanycoffeemugscollection

- @Naesquared Went To Disney World And Brought Me Back This Cinderella Castle Mug!

Apparently, I Hold My Chopsticks Wrong. It Works For Me. #N00Dz #Hometowntraditions (At Yc&Amp;Rsquo;S Mongolian Grill)

Apparently, I Hold My Chopsticks Wrong. It Works For Me. #N00Dz #Hometowntraditions

Weirdo.

Weirdo.

All I Wanted For Xmas Eve Was To Sleep In. It&Amp;Rsquo;S 2Pm And No One Has Tried To Wake Me Up Yet. Thanks, Santa!

All I Wanted For Xmas Eve Was To Sleep In. It&Amp;Rsquo;S 2Pm And No One Has Tried

I Made Glühwein! #Holidaybullshit #Hometownadventures

I Made Glühwein! #Holidaybullshit #Hometownadventures

Nsfw: The March Issue Of Hustler Magazine Will Have A Photo Feature Of @Eladarling As Raphael And Myself As Pin-Up April O'neil While We Were At Sdcc Last Year! Photos By @Wilgmusic

Nsfw: The March Issue Of Hustler Magazine Will Have A Photo Feature Of @Eladarling

Yep, Watching The Interview While Stoned Was A Brilliant Plan. I Highly Recommend It.

Yep, Watching The Interview While Stoned Was A Brilliant Plan. I Highly Recommend

I Woke Up Like This. Seriously. Santa Put A Bottle Of Champagne By My Pillow. #Thanksparents And It&Amp;Rsquo;S Dagny&Amp;Rsquo;S Birthday! Merry Doctor Who Christmas Special Day, Everyone! ❤️❤️

I Woke Up Like This. Seriously. Santa Put A Bottle Of Champagne By My Pillow. #Thanksparents

Merry Xmas From A Younger Version Of Me And My Brother. #Tbt #Werestillweirdthough

Merry Xmas From A Younger Version Of Me And My Brother. #Tbt  #Werestillweirdthough

Merry Xmas From The Birthday Pup!

Merry Xmas From The Birthday Pup!

Getting High In The Shower Before Watching Doctor Who. My Parents Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Approve Of The Marijuana So I Have To Hide It Like I Did When I Was Younger. Like I&Amp;Rsquo;M Trying To Smoke In A Hotel Room. #Sorryparents #Selfiestories

Getting High In The Shower Before Watching Doctor Who. My Parents Don&Amp;Rsquo;T

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