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I brought my telescope to the desert. ✨
I brought my telescope to the desert. ✨
And So Begins The Family Annual Tamale Making Tradition. #30Lbsofmasa
- @Naesquared Went To Disney World And Brought Me Back This Cinderella Castle Mug! #Toomanycoffeemugscollection
Apparently, I Hold My Chopsticks Wrong. It Works For Me. #N00Dz #Hometowntraditions (At Yc&Amp;Rsquo;S Mongolian Grill)
Weirdo.
All I Wanted For Xmas Eve Was To Sleep In. It&Amp;Rsquo;S 2Pm And No One Has Tried To Wake Me Up Yet. Thanks, Santa!
I Made Glühwein! #Holidaybullshit #Hometownadventures
Nsfw: The March Issue Of Hustler Magazine Will Have A Photo Feature Of @Eladarling As Raphael And Myself As Pin-Up April O'neil While We Were At Sdcc Last Year! Photos By @Wilgmusic
Yep, Watching The Interview While Stoned Was A Brilliant Plan. I Highly Recommend It.
I Woke Up Like This. Seriously. Santa Put A Bottle Of Champagne By My Pillow. #Thanksparents And It&Amp;Rsquo;S Dagny&Amp;Rsquo;S Birthday! Merry Doctor Who Christmas Special Day, Everyone! ❤️❤️
Merry Xmas From A Younger Version Of Me And My Brother. #Tbt #Werestillweirdthough
Merry Xmas From The Birthday Pup!
Getting High In The Shower Before Watching Doctor Who. My Parents Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Approve Of The Marijuana So I Have To Hide It Like I Did When I Was Younger. Like I&Amp;Rsquo;M Trying To Smoke In A Hotel Room. #Sorryparents #Selfiestories
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