I stabbed this voodoo donut in the heart with a pretzel I intend to eat along with the aforementioned donut. Happy Valentine’s Day.

I stabbed this voodoo donut in the heart with a pretzel I intend to eat along with the aforementioned donut. Happy Valentine’s Day.

Achievement Unlocked: Playing Area 51 With Unlimited Credits While Drinking A Manhattan. #Highlightofmylife (At Ground Kontrol Classic Arcade)

#Pinbabes (At Ground Kontrol Classic Arcade)

How Nice Of Them To Make A Visual Chart Of My Diet For Me #Pizzaistruelove #Touristshit (At Sizzle Pie)

Aaaand About Ten Years Later&Amp;Hellip; #Highschoolreunion #Highschoolbffs #Shesmellsthesame #Imissedher (At Mississippi Pizza Pub)

I Did Not Win Bingo

#Pinballistruelove #Kbyeportland #Touristshit (At Ground Kontrol Classic Arcade)

Dear @Thejanicexxx, Ily. #Pizzaistruelove

Woke Up Like This I Think She Really Missed Me

Or Maybe It&Amp;Rsquo;S Just That I Really Missed Her #Thatpuppyface

This Photo Is #Tbt But Me Playing Video Games Tonight Is The Future! 7Pm Pst Twitch.tv/Sharp3D

My Valentine&Amp;Rsquo;S Day Gift To Myself Arrived. An @Axandapple Pen Knife Necklace &Amp;Amp; A New Naked Lady Coin. Let&Amp;Rsquo;S Hope I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Lose Her Again. Thank You @Axandapple, You&Amp;Rsquo;Re A Jewelry Genius. ❤️❤️

Bourbon Apple Cider Is A Thing A Very Delicious Thing