I honestly never thought I could be this fucking amped about a pair of socks. #nokings

I honestly never thought I could be this fucking amped about a pair of socks. #nokings

Eating Pie Like It&Amp;Rsquo;S Pizza! Happy Pi Day! #Keylime

When The Drop Hits The Same Time As That Feeling You Get In Your Stomach When The Plane Takes Off.

And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Wrapped So I Stole His Walkman While He Was Fucking. This Will Be A Weirdly Hilarious Parody. Thank You @Woodrocket For Always Pushing The Weird Limits.

I&Amp;Rsquo;D Like To Think The Guy In The Background Just Eats So Epically And It&Amp;Rsquo;S Not A Photobomb. #Bestburgersintown (At Bachi Burger)

I Played Pinball For 6 Hours Straight Today And It Was Glorious. I Love This Place. I Broke My High Score On Medieval Madness With 40,124,980 Which Is Still Not A Good Score But I&Amp;Rsquo;M Getting Better! And I Played A Ridiculous Amount Of Arabian Nights

Nsfw: First Look At The Guardians Of The Galaxy Parody From @Woodrocket! Definitely The Weirdest Thing I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Ever Done But Damn It&Amp;Rsquo;S Gonna Be Fucking Hilarious. #Rule34

Nsfw: Snapshot Of Mine &Amp;Amp; @Thejanicexxx&Amp;Rsquo;S Friendship Aka True Love

I Take All The Babes To The Best Bar. St Patty&Amp;Rsquo;S Day And I&Amp;Rsquo;M The Only One Wearing Green. Yes, The Dress Is Green Dammit. More Of A Sage But It Counts! (At Eightytwo)

Felicia Is In Town! #Mynycbarcadebabe (At Eightytwo)

Me: I Need To Get A Photo Of This Guy&Amp;Rsquo;S Jacket Without Him Noticing. Janice: I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Pretend I&Amp;Rsquo;M Taking A Selfie. I Swear To Fucking God I Love This Girl So Fucking Much. #Shesgotmyback #Andthisguystoo

Kuma And Dagny Are Best Friends Now.

When You Run Into Ariana Fox In Da Club.

Sissy_humiliation Sissygasms