Um, Dagny, this is my pillow…do you mind? #wokeuplikedis

Um, Dagny, this is my pillow…do you mind? #wokeuplikedis

This Is My Best Friend, Trey. He Is The Bestest Of Friends. He&Amp;Rsquo;S As Weird As I Am So We Are The Weirdest Ever Together. Also, Happy Birthday Or Whatever.

I Will Live In This Perfect Outfit Forever Like A Goddamn Cartoon Character. #Kiloveyoubyebye

Nsfw: Dalek Bath Likes To Play With My Hair #Bathbuddies

Cutest Dog In The Whole World.

I Call This &Amp;Ldquo;Recovering From Burgerama&Amp;Rdquo;

I Call This One &Amp;Ldquo;Recovering From Burgerama: Level Two&Amp;Rdquo;

Nsfw: I Call This One &Amp;Ldquo;Recovering From Burgerama: Level Couchlock&Amp;Rdquo;

Heyitsapril

Guys I Finally Tried Pizza With Ranch Dressing It&Amp;Rsquo;S A Fucking Game Changer Thanks @Yayaladisco

Yo @Thejanicexxx Brought Me A Homemade Tiny Pie Cuz She&Amp;Rsquo;S The Best Human And I Love Her

#Bae (At Eightytwo)

Ahaha I Am So Happy! Look At All This Whiskey! Thank You So Much @Corsairdistillery For Sending Me A Bottle Of My Favorite Whiskey In The Whole Fucking World And For All These Other Goodies! I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Wait To Try These Other Batches! #Happybdaytome

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