Starting Disneyland right, at the bar! #happybdaymichelle (at Uva Bar & Cafe)

Starting Disneyland right, at the bar! #happybdaymichelle (at Uva Bar & Cafe)

Skipping Into Disneyland With The Birthday Babe Because, We Swear, We&Amp;Rsquo;Re Adults. #Happybdaymichelle (At Disneyland)

So, The Corn Dogs At Disneyland Are Surprisingly Really Fucking Delicious. Like, Really Fucking Amazing. #Purecorndogbliss (At Disneyland)

I Tired To #Disneybound. Vintage Lady Peter Pan? (At Disneyland)

Pan And Pirate (At Disneyland)

Space Mountain Is Perfect (At Disneyland)

Thor Said I Could Touch His Hammer Or His Arm. Thor Is A Babe. (At Disneyland)

Oh Captain, My Captain.

My Favorite Part Of California Adventure Is The Beast&Amp;Rsquo;S Library. #Beastisababe #Iwishthesebookswerereal (At Disney California Adventure)

That Feeling Though #Happybdaymichelle (At Disney California Adventure)

Bye, Disneyland! That Was A Good One. #Wampwampa #Happybdaymichelle (At Disneyland)

Just A Bunch Of Goddamn Motherfuckin Gemeralds.

Tfw You Tryna Take A Cute Photo With Your Floaty Zebra But @Timeismeow Insists On This Being A Foot Fetish Situation (At Ace Hotel Downtown Los Angeles)

Threesomes ThroatFuck