joyeuxniall: my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was

joyeuxniall: my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was

Cosmic-Noir: When You’re Shopping With Your Mama And She Tells You Not To Ask For Nothing But Catches You Looking At Skittles

Pdlcomics:hands Poorly Drawn Lines By Reza Farazmand [Website | Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook]

Siddharthasmama:myth: Women Of Color, Particularly Black Women, Abuse The System And Are “Welfare Queens”.Reality: White Women/Families Are The Biggest Recipient Group And Are Also More Likely To Abuse The Service And Commit Fraud.

Larstheyeti:“Spring Approacheth” By The Awkward Yeti

Striboogie:awwww-Cute:little Dude Loves His Orange……Thip

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Darecrow: Exemplarybehaviour: Yesterday I Went To Buy Something And The Store Owner Looked Up And Said Something To Me In Chinese And I Was So Surprised I Just Said “What” In English And Then We Stared At Each For A Full Ten Seconds Like What The

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Dancingloki:siraurion:vipvictor:ceruleancynic: Mechanicaljewel: A Lobster Is Smarter Than Me. That’s A Mantis Shrimp And It Is Definitely Smarter Than Me Whattt??!!! It’s Because Of How They See Color. It Was Probably Super Obnoxious To Them

Wtf! Hermione&Amp;Rsquo;S Hair Was Supposed Curly And Frizzy! Nothing Wrong With That. It Was Beautiful. Sorry Off My Soapbox Now

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