Tell me something sweet to get me by

Tell me something sweet to get me by

Queerios-And-Milk: I Really Worry About Which Selfie My Family Would Put On The News If I Ever Went Missing.

Nointerrruption: Growing Up Sucks Because You Realize $1000 Isn’t A Lot Of Money

Corgay: The-Blog-Of-Anne-Frank: I Just Realized That “Pun Intended” Is A Pun On “Unintended” And I’m Literally About To Gouge My Eyes Out I’m So Angry Oh My Fucking God

Chepibola: When My Mum Scolds Me

Iguanamouth: &Amp;Ldquo;Women Shouldnt Have Leg Hair&Amp;Rdquo; Haha Nice Try You Fucking Piece Of Shit Youre Just Afraid Minell Be Longer Than Yours This Is A Contest And Im In It To Win It

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Savalsk: The Most Important Meal Of The Day Serving It Up, Gary’s Way Blegh

Deucebowl: She Reaches Down Seductively. I Guide Her Hand To My Zipper. She Unzips My Fanny Pack By Mistake. Raviolis Spill Out Everywhere

Bradofarrell: Kinkyspaceprincess: Thelostdisneyprincess: Merverb: As A Kid I Never Understood Why They Didn’t Like Him As An Adult I Still Don’t Understand.. Psst It’s A Brothel And He’s Poor Oh My God Wh- What

Might Be After We Could Come Back Here, And Live In That Tower. Would You Want That, Jon Snow ? After ?

Going To See The Faults In Our Stars Tonight

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