breakfast-with-satan: 666kira: realitytvbitch: “You’re going to have sex, get pregnant and be ruined for the rest of your life.” Omg queen

breakfast-with-satan: 666kira: realitytvbitch: “You’re going to have sex, get pregnant and be ruined for the rest of your life.” Omg queen

Ilikeyouandvodka: In America You Can Ship A Coconut. Just Put An Address On It And Pay For Postage And You Can Actually Mail It. If That’s Not Freedom Then I Don’t Know What Is.

It Costs Nothing To Press The Follow Button

Rhettandlink: Whaaaat We Passed 3 Million Subscribers! Thank You!!!

H0Ckeymom: I Secretly Like Getting Assigned Seats In School Because It Takes Away That Awkward “I Have No Friends In This Class Where The Fuck Am I Gonna Sit” Factor

Weavemunchers: &Amp;Ldquo;What Are Your Talents?&Amp;Rdquo; Me:

Skellettes: Sneak Peek From 50 Shades Of Grey!!

Gaymzee: No Mom I Already Have A Job Its Called Being Hardcore

Dilemmemily: One Time We Got A New Kid In Fifth Grade And He Walks Right In And Sticks His Hand Under The Stapler And Staples His Hand And Just Looks At The Teacher And Goes “I’m Going To The Nurse” And Leaves

Starbuckers: What If All Of Our Moms Ran Our Blogs For A Day

Imthegreatgatsby

Imthegreatgatsby

Thekingofwinter: Takohai: Glitteringknight: &Amp;Ldquo;Your Highness&Amp;Rdquo; Is Gender Neutral. So You Know, If You’re Ever Confused About My Pronouns. That’ll Work. Alternatively, “Your Majesty,” “My Liege,” And “Supreme Overlord” Please

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