spoopyshivers: spoopyshivers: why do old people read the bible so much i asked the old guy standing in front of me at the post office and he said “it’s because we’re cramming for finals”

spoopyshivers: spoopyshivers: why do old people read the bible so much i asked the old guy standing in front of me at the post office and he said “it’s because we’re cramming for finals”

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How I Feel About Most Kids In My Classes

Kakashidori: After I Got My Wisdom Teeth Out My Mouth Was Stuffed Full Of Gauze And I Basically Passed Out For Hours Except We Were On The Way To My Grandfather’s House And We Had To Drive Down The Highway Of Tears And When We Arrived My Mom Called

Kingdom-Of-The-Clown: Death-Limes: Pleatedjeans: Via This Is So Fucking Clever Oh You Clever Dick.

Jormungandrthemidgardianserpent: Sorry, But Not Sorry. ~Jorm-Mun

Powerrprincess: I Go Through Periods Of “I’m So Fucking Cool And Awesome And Hot. I Would Date Me” Followed By “I’m So Fucking Ugly Why Do People Talk To Me I’m Such A Loser” Followed By “Life Is Awesome Look A Bird. So Pretty.

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Landorus: Armorgan66: Landorus: Pretty Sure My Soulmate Is A Bag Of Sour Gummy Worms I Just Ate A Whole Bag Of Those, No Joke U Piece Of Fucking Shit That Was The Love Of My Life

Thehylianinthetardis: Her Wit Backfired And Created One Of The Greatest Awards Show Moments Ever.

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Holmes The Meddler!

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