thenaebyrd777: inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible lifeforms you wish to court with the fact that this would work on me has me concerned

thenaebyrd777: inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible lifeforms you wish to court with the fact that this would work on me has me concerned

Hoopyfez: Misdevab: Hoopyfez: Britishnerdcentral: Partybarackisinthehousetonight: Hi Dad. You May Be Wondering Why I’m Glued To The Ceiling I Was More Wondering Why You Were On Fire. Get Out. By “Get Out” Did You Mean “Take Your Brother

Roy-Musttang-The-Timelord: Tinydragongina: Every Fucking Time This Gets Me

Awkwardvagina: I Work In A Pharmacy And Today My Ex Came In And Saw Me And Then Proceeded To Ask Me If We Sold Condoms In Bulk Trying To Make Me Jealous To Which I Replied “Sorry We Dont Stock Extra Small” And I Think Its Fair To Say I Won That Round

It Felt Pure

Shitshilarious: Iliveinmattsmithspants: Territorialcreep: Itseasytoremember: Whythefuckareyouromeo: 0Ver-Doze: Omg They Are So Offended If You Lick Them Back. Fun Fact! Dogs Lick The Mouths Of Those They Consider Higher In Rank! So If You Lick

Inlustris;

Driver Picks The Music

Aduhm: Have You Ever Wanted To See A Car Crash So Badly

Aquamod: Xatu-Apperatu: Masterofkarateandfriendship: Cats Of The Apocalypse For The Record These Are Amazing Death Is Most Peaceful. I Find It Sobering.

They-Grew-Up-Heroess

Mkhunterz: Jensen Had A Dream About The End Of The Show, Where Sam Had Died And Dean Gets Out Of The Impala And Hands The Keys To A Stranger, Who Gives Dean The Keys To His Motorcycle And Drives Off In The Impala, Leaving Dean To Drive Off Alone On The

Bitch. Jerk.

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