allmagiccomeswithrice: residentpianist: teashoesandhair: 221cbakerstreet: everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses

allmagiccomeswithrice: residentpianist: teashoesandhair: 221cbakerstreet: everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses

Be Kind To Yourself

Tiger-In-The-Flightdeck: Johnstached: How Many Sherlocks Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? None. Countless Versions Sit In Their Seats, Smoking And Glowering At The Offending Lightbulb, Until A Watson Comes Home From His Practice And Rolls His Eyes

Everything Is Fandom And Everything Hurts

Kevineverdean: The-Real-Cumberbatch: No-One-Gets-To-Me: Theconsultingvillain: Petition For A Spin-Off Series “Moriarty” Where Injured Soldier Sebastian Moran Becomes Flatmates With Consulting Criminal Jim Moriarty And They Commit Crimes Together

Wailordead: Wailordead: When You Peel A Sticker Off Something And It Does The Thing The Thing

Fozmeadows: Monty Python’s Philosopher Jokes Are The Actual Best.

Shirefulscarves: Allthewaytoneverland: Dorothy-Cotton: If You’re Ever In Britain, When You Walk The Dog It’s Called “Dogging” So If You’re Going To Walk Your Dog Be Sure To Ask All Of Your British Friends If They’d Like To Come Dogging

Ssv-Normandy: 10 Trends That Turn Women Off! Men Telling Women How To Look Men Telling Women How To Look Men Telling Women How To Look Men Telling Women How To Look Men Telling Women How To Look Men Telling Women How To Look Men Telling Women How To

Johnnybooboo: No U Dont Understand I Love The Holmes Family Bc Their Parents Are Always Like (◍•ᴗ•◍) (❁´▽`❁) While Mycroft And Sherlock Just Sit Around Like ( ಠ ∩ಠ) (눈_눈 )

Floozys: Straight Boys Are Weak And Pathetic, Queer Girls Walk Into The Ladies Changing Room And See Ten Women Naked, Do They Stare? Do They Say Something Inappropriate? Do They Make Them Uncomfortable? No Because They Have The Common Fucking Sense To

Lysophosphatidylinositol: When I Die Put Motion Sensors Around My Grave And When Someone Walks Nearby Make It Start Playing Stayin’ Alive Very Loud

Beartier: My Mom Said ‘Hitler Was A Penis Potato’ And I Have Never Been More Confused In My Life Until She Looked At Me Like I Was Stupid And Said ‘Dictator… Penis Potato… God Its Like You’re Not Even My Daughter’ I Am So Fucking Done

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