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Pizza: Fishingboatproceeds: Pizza: Did U Guys See Me At The Oscars You Looked Great, Pizza. Congrats On Everything. I Love You. Thanks, John. I Love You Too.
Kingswinchester: Credit To Bobbinrob01
Rominatrix: Benedict Cumberbatch Highlights From The 2014 86Th Academy Awards
Sherlock-Has-Got-The-Blue-Box: Oh , Benedict…
Heartofholmes: Avengers Assemble
Theconsultingdominatrix: Mrgoldhasason: Hipster-Trichster: I Always Laugh Way Too Much When This Happens Across My Dash I’m Just Imagining Her As The Winchester’s Babysitter And Just Sees This And Is Like, ”Don’t Worry Mary! I Got You, Girl!
Yahooentertainment: Ellen Uses Pharrell’s Hat To Collect Pizza Money, Gets Lupita’s Lip Balm And Pulls It Out Before A Commercial Break
Poisonouschicken: Ewan Mcgregor On His First Nude Scene In The Theatre
Consultingcreep: Reasons I Watched The Oscars: 45% Ellen 50% Leonardo Dicaprio 5% Everyone Else…
Serenading-The-Unicorn: Ellen Degeneres Is The Greatest Because She Doesn’t Insult Anyone But She Doesn’t Tiptoe Around Anything Either And She Includes Everyone And She Makes People Feel Good About Themselves While Poking Fun At Them And This Is
Lorelaiigilmore: Always Remember Your Kid’s Name. Always Remember Where You Put Your Kid. Don’t Let Your Kid Drive Until Their Feet Can Reach The Pedals. Use The Right Size Diapers… For Yourself. And When In Doubt, Make Funny Faces.
Chatterboxrose: That Pizza Guy Is Gonna Call His Parents Like, “Remember When You Were Disappointed I Was A Pizza Guy Well Guess What I’m On The Oscars”
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