mishadmitrikrushniccollins: So I work for my school’s campus safety, and part of my job as dispatcher is to listen to the police scanner for police activity in the area. They just reported that they were chasing a black ‘67 Chevy Impala. SAM

mishadmitrikrushniccollins: So I work for my school’s campus safety, and part of my job as dispatcher is to listen to the police scanner for police activity in the area. They just reported that they were chasing a black ‘67 Chevy Impala. SAM

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