meladoodle: i was texting someone on the bus and i kept making mistakes whenever we turned a corner and a legitimate thought popped into my head and it was ‘why don’t we invent buses that don’t move’

meladoodle: i was texting someone on the bus and i kept making mistakes whenever we turned a corner and a legitimate thought popped into my head and it was ‘why don’t we invent buses that don’t move’

Theyoutubefangirl: Do You Have A Party Trick? [X]

No

Designated Fabulous At Birth

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Bearded-Glory: Christmascrayonwillow: Candycreme: Do You Ever Just Start Thinking About Sex And Zone Out For A Couple Of Seconds And Stare Into Space And Then You Come Back And You’re Like Ah Shit I Hope No One Realised I Was Thinking About Sex Just

Computerwar: Simonjadis: Loudmouthed: What If For Every Note You Got On Your Posts Tumblr Paid You $1

Bladedean: ‘9X17: Mother’s Little Helper

We All Have Our Secrets

Octobootle: When You Think Your Cramps Are Finished But Then

Bowsandbohs: Natawhat: Misandrist: People In Their Early Twenties Still Refer To People Older Than Them As “Adults”. When Do You Think They Stop… And Realize… They Are Adults I’m Not An Adult, I’m A Child With A Drinking Permit. Accurate.

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Razzmapandas: Rebby: Deanckles: Shawty Had Them Apple Man Pants?

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