everets: like i really hope this isn’t my last tweet before i die

everets: like i really hope this isn’t my last tweet before i die

Thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Missingkitsune: &Amp;Ldquo;There There, I’m Sorry I Scared You. Pats And Kisses You’re A Good Dog, Good Dog.&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Is Okay Nothing To Be Worried About, Dog Friend You Nap Some More Now”

Blowing-Dean: Teddyyo: That’s Foul. Lmfao Don’t Let Sam Winchester See This

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Allonsytentoo: #Accurate Depiction Of Real Universities

Super-Galaxy-Gurren-Lagann: Just In Case You Somehow Forgot How Horrible The Pro Life Movement Is

Toocooltobehipster: Vine By Christoph Powers

Dutchster: Don’t You Hate It When Money Goes Away When You Spend It

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Gayindustrialcomplex: Fag3000: Gayindustrialcomplex: Spiders Eat Their Parents All The Time And No One Cares When They Do It So What The Fuck Did You Eat Your Parents How About You Mind Your Own Business

Yasvke: Are You Serious Right Now? I’m A Fully Certified Neurosurgeon. I Can Break Into People’s Heads And Rewire Their Brains And Tamper With Their Memory, No Problem. But This? This Juice Box? This Sugary Drink Marketed For Eight Year Olds? No.

Queenconsuelabananahammock: Murderwhitepeople: People Asking Babies To Undertake Adult Workloads Is One Of My Favourite Things And He’s Just Looking Like, “Fuck Out My Face. Teletubbies Is On, And You Blocking The Screen.”

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