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drunkmom2007: supersmashbrothersbrawl: 5ky1er: Mom: What do you want for your birthday? Me: kiss me hard before you go

Ladies Against Humanity

Ladiesagainsthumanity: Oh My God, That Was One Time.

Ladiesagainsthumanity: I Am Elated That The St. Louis Rams Drafted Openly Gay College Star Michael Sam, Meaning He Will Likely Become The First Openly Gay Nfl Player This Fall. This Has Been A Long Time Coming, And It’s Very Exciting Progress. It Gets

Ladies Against Humanity

Ladies Against Humanity

Rgstewey: Under No Circumstances Can I Say This Is Not Ridiculously Funny.

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Hangofthursdays: Breakfast In Bed.

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