crunchbuttsteak: have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

crunchbuttsteak: have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

Kawaiigod: Girl: He Cheated On Me Me: Then Break Up With Him Girl: But- Me: Bye

Sparkhy: You Might As Well Wear A Condom On Your Head If You’re Gonna Act Like A Dick

Perfectdisarray: I Was Not Expecting That Last One And Nearly Spilled Coffee All Over Me

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Tonyshalube: There Should Be An Avengers Tv Show But It Should Be Filmed And Executed Like Parks And Rec

Lolamp5312: Apparently The Snake Was Very Smart.

Zero-The-Her0: Nightcloak: Unforgivingplace: I Am Fairly Convinced That Red Pandas Are Not Real. Ohmygod They Are Like Children With Tails

The One Who Gripped You Tight

Crowley-For-King: Still-Toastie-From-Perdition: He Forgot The Safe Word

Ianjaredkyle: Sassiest-Assbutt-In-The-Garrison: Lauraluuloki: Pilllowtalk: #It’s Leonardo Dicaprio #Or Martin Freeman #Definitely Martin Freeman

Wanktissue: Its So Weird To Call It The “Mall” In Australia We Are Very Creative We Call One Store A “Shop” And Many Stores “The Shops”

Mynameistrolly: Diggly: Is That Dog Teaching A Human Puppy To Crawl Human Puppy

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