gorgeous-glam: there’s nothing wrong with not drinking, not going out, and enjoying your own company, i think a lot of people my age need to realize that

gorgeous-glam: there’s nothing wrong with not drinking, not going out, and enjoying your own company, i think a lot of people my age need to realize that

Sherrocked: My Dad Just Yelled “I Swear I’ll Cut Off What’s Left Of Your Dick If You Fucking Touch My Coke Don’t You Dare” And I Came In The Room Like What The Fuck And It Was My Dad Holding Up A Shoe And My Cat Sitting By A Glass Of Coca-Cola

Uncage-The-Night: I Will Never Not Laugh At This

Leonkumquat: When My Dad Was In College He Had A Friend Who Told A Girl He’d Take Her On A Date Unlike Any Other She’d Ever Been On And So He Took Her To The Supermarket To Watch The Lobsters Fighting In The Lobster Tank They’re Married Now

Theweedteacher: Sammymanny15: Hangin’ Out Down The Street They’re So Fucking Baked

#Needmorecoffee

Stay-Ocean-Minded: Maybe People Would Ask Me Stuff If I Were Attractive

Lordwellingtonofficial: Dyrks: Spoopflow: Boopong: Spoopflow: Boopong: Dirudo: Boopong: Spoopflow: Being In A Public Restroom And Hearing Someone Shitting Really Loud Being In A Public Restroom Being In A Public Being People Adding Things

Infinite Sadness

Bagmilk: Tyelr: Bagmilk: My Fucking Niece Won’t Stop Crying God She’s Such A Fucking Baby How Old Is She One And A Half

Jaclcfrost: &Amp;Ldquo;Do You Love The Character Or The Person Who Plays Them?&Amp;Rdquo; Yes

I-Ran-Over-Oprah: I Can’t Wait Until 2015 So I Can Fuck Up Even Harder

Troylered: Troye And I Are The Same Person (X)