sherrocked: My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola

sherrocked: My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola

Uncage-The-Night: I Will Never Not Laugh At This

Leonkumquat: When My Dad Was In College He Had A Friend Who Told A Girl He’d Take Her On A Date Unlike Any Other She’d Ever Been On And So He Took Her To The Supermarket To Watch The Lobsters Fighting In The Lobster Tank They’re Married Now

Theweedteacher: Sammymanny15: Hangin’ Out Down The Street They’re So Fucking Baked

#Needmorecoffee

Stay-Ocean-Minded: Maybe People Would Ask Me Stuff If I Were Attractive

Lordwellingtonofficial: Dyrks: Spoopflow: Boopong: Spoopflow: Boopong: Dirudo: Boopong: Spoopflow: Being In A Public Restroom And Hearing Someone Shitting Really Loud Being In A Public Restroom Being In A Public Being People Adding Things

Infinite Sadness

Bagmilk: Tyelr: Bagmilk: My Fucking Niece Won’t Stop Crying God She’s Such A Fucking Baby How Old Is She One And A Half

Jaclcfrost: &Amp;Ldquo;Do You Love The Character Or The Person Who Plays Them?&Amp;Rdquo; Yes

I-Ran-Over-Oprah: I Can’t Wait Until 2015 So I Can Fuck Up Even Harder

Troylered: Troye And I Are The Same Person (X)

The-Fault-In-Our-Wifi: Silentstep: Hadhodrim: Boromir Cuddling Hobbits Because Why Not. #I Ask Only For The Strength To Defend My People #And #Y’know #Everyone Else Who Comes Within 50 Feet Of Me (Via Goodshipophelia) Boromir’s

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