pizzaforpresident: rob ford 2015

pizzaforpresident: rob ford 2015

Frick-N-Furter: We Did The Mash Kicks Through Your Door We Did The Monster Mash Backflips Into Your Living Room The Monster Mash Breaks All Of Your Windows It Was A Graveyard Smash

Aurathestar: Nico-Di-Angelcake: Dragons That Live In Volcanoes And Coat Themselves In Lava Dragons That Live Underwater And Have Fish Scales Instead Of Dragon Scales Dragons That Live In Fields Of Flowers And Breathe Out Avalanches Of Flowers Instead

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Jaclcfrost: If People I Know Online Met Me In Person They’d Be Surprised By Several Things Like My Height My Voice Exactly How Annoying I Can Be

Corrupted-Teens: Do You Ever Feel People Staring At You And You Like Forget How To Walk

Sleeplvss: A Makeout Session Would Be Great Right About Now

Out-In-The-Open: A Day In The Set For Jared ‘Douchebag’ Padalecki And Jensen ‘Fragile’ Ackles (♣)

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Andbrittlebones: My Favourite Translator Said That When She Was An Ambassador For Hungary She Took All These Japanese Politicians On A Tour And She Was Trying To Circumtranslate ‘Merry Go Round’ Cause She Didn’t Know The Japanese Word For It By

Doctorwhothefuckareyou: Kailivesinabox: In French We Don’t Say “I Love You”, We Say “Vous Recevez Une Heure Supplémentaire Dans La Piscine À Balles” Which Roughly Translates To “You Are My Sun, My Stars, My Everything” And I Think That’s

Garrisonbabe: Accidentally Swapped Phones With Someone At A Party And Don’t Realize Until Their Mom Calls In The Morning And You Spend Like Three Hours Talking To This Hilarious Woman About Life And When You Go To Her House To Return Her Kid’s Phone

Freshiejuice: I Like That All The Mama’s Expressions Are Like “I Did It! I Made These Fuzzy Burritos”

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