minions-against-sjws:minions-against-sjws: minions-against-sjws: now we’re talkin

minions-against-sjws:minions-against-sjws: minions-against-sjws: now we’re talkin

Memedad: Jurassic Park: Jeff Goldblum Walks Seductively Towards A Big Pile Of Dinosaur Shit

Memedad: See

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Stop, Drop, And Roll Was Always Such A Big Deal As A Kid… I Really Thought I’d Be On Fire More Than This As An Adult.

Conchitawurst: Neptunain: We Need Better Sex Ed Because I Know A Girl Who Thought That The Female Orgasm Always Involved Squirting So She Fakes By Peeing On Guys And This Needs To Stop Let Her Continue

Thedreamergurlll: Prettayboy:handwritten Fob Lyrics Written By Pete Wentz I Now Understand Why We Don’t Understand The Lyrics.

Robotflesh: Hellyeahthomassanders: I’m Gonna Be A Great Dad 📖 By Thomas Sanders I’m Screaming

How I Get My Summer Body:

Aaaaa42: “Your Son Died?! Oh My God! I’m So Sorry. H.. How, If You Don’t Mind Me Asking?”“He Couldnt Exhibit Enough Self Control To Not Submerge His Fucking Head In A River Of Chocolate”

Mx Fibromyalgia Warrior

Ehonauta: Twistedingenue: Amazonpoodle: Fun Tip For The Day, From A Former Customer Service Operator: If You Call A Customer Service Line That Has Little “This Call May Be Recorded” Disclaimer, And The Person Who Helps You Out Does A Good Job,

Fierceawakening: Gilinskytbh: Baesicdallas: So There’s This Place In New South Wales Called Yass And There Is A Mcdonalds There And Well….. “My Ass” Open 24 Hours Before I Noticed The Exact Spelling, I Pictured Someone Yelling Yaaaaaaaaaas

Unofficiallydisney: This Makes Me So Happy

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