Triceracroptops:actual Thing That Happened: Starbucks Dude: Can I Have Your Name? Me: Claire. Starbucks Dude: That’s A Pretty Name. Do You Have A Number To Go With It? Me, As I Visibly Text: No, I Don’t Own A Phone.
suckmydickyoubitch: Omg so I’m listening to haunted by Beyoncé and I come by this and they are really just getting it to the beat of this song lol!!
