opalfelts: diving headlong out of a spaceship into the embrace of your alien significant other, waiting to catch you, within thousands of feet in the air, is peak, ideal 90s venom content and Symbrock core

opalfelts: diving headlong out of a spaceship into the embrace of your alien significant other, waiting to catch you, within thousands of feet in the air, is peak, ideal 90s venom content and Symbrock core

Synapple:some Of My Pokémon Hot Takes

Powerburial: Coveryourheadandneckwithyourarms: Powerburial: Someone Knocked On My Door And They Were Wearing A Red Hat. I Didnt Answer Cuz I Was Scared It Was Donald Trump What If It Was Mario You Utter Fool

Dojacat:working In Retail And Trying To Greet Customers

I Fucking Give Up

Helloeriiiiic: Sodomymcscurvylegs: When You’re Going To The Movies And You Have To Sneak All Of Your Snacks In Your Asshole And Your Friend Asks For A Bottle Of Water:

Wulphire

She-Had-A-Vibe:✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

Hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

I Think My Co-Workers Are Making Fun Of Me Because I&Amp;Rsquo;M A 25 Years Old Homosexual And Still A Virginlike In Some Conversation They Are Like &Amp;Ldquo;I Thought Gays Get Their First Dick Around 17, How Do You Dodge All Dem Dick Bullets?&Amp;Rdquo;Also Wtf

Mr-Pr-Dr-Phd:zocadic:keep Talking To Me And We’re Gonna End Up Like This@Teenjimkirk

The Draped Crusader

Injuries-In-Dust: Mystthehedgehog: Injuries-In-Dust: Helenakmanning: This Scene Will Forever Be The Most Important Scene In Any Movie To Me. This Is A Little Girl Who Has Been Told All Her Life By Her Parents That She Is A Mistake And That She

EbonyMILF Ebonyasshole