Soufflesandbowties: 50% Of My Jokes Are Self Deprecating And 50% Are Self Congratulatory Like I’ll Say “Wow Its Hot In Here…. Just Like Me” And 5 Seconds Later Point At A Trash Can And Say “Me”
misscokebottleglasses: dailyjackiechan: You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you! I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD
