mishaoverlord: geekishchic: cannibalcoalition: You know what? I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural. Its 2013. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables

mishaoverlord: geekishchic: cannibalcoalition: You know what? I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural. Its 2013. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables

Mrcraabs: Why The Fuck Cant I Have A Best Friend Who Lives 30 Seconds Away From Me Who Always Comes Over And We Just Stay At Each Others Houses Whenever Movies Are So Deceiving

Sleepless

Maiya-Elise: Yessss

Turtwink: Does Medusa Have Pubes And If So Are They Snakes Too

Kirtens: When I Was Younger I Was In Mcdonalds And I Had My Tamagotchi With Me And I Was Playing With It And There Was Another Girl About My Age With A Tamagotchi Too And We Kept Looking Over To Eachother And After A While She Went To The Bathroom And

Sunjolras: So Like If You Ever Want To Unfollow Me For Literally Any Reason You Can Do That I Want You To Have A Nice Dash I Want You To Have The Freedom To Create The Space Here That You Want To Have If You Don’t Want To Unfollow, But Want Something

Atlasalpha: Suddenly Realizing Your Friend Sent You A Message Hours Ago And You’ve Just Been Accidentally Ignoring Them The Entire Time

Oddsexual

Sup0Rnatural: I Get So Angry When People Crack A Fortune Cookie But Don’t Eat It Like It’s A Fucking Cookie Why Won’t You Eat That Shit

Westbor0Baptistchurch: “But If You Forget To Reblog Madame Zeroni, You And Your Family Will Be Cursed For Always And Eternity.”

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Phan-Tabulous: Constellationofkasterborous: Constellationofkasterborous: Um Something Just Printed And I Didn’t Print It My Parents Are All Asleep I’m Scared It Was Fucking Tickets To Yo Gabba Gabba Live Are You Gonna Go

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