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thetitanbarbarossa: You wife blowing… Rick?  Rodney?  Robert? (did she even get his name?) on the wedding ring quilt your great grandmother made for you.

thetitanbarbarossa: You wife blowing… Rick?  Rodney?  Robert? (did she even get his name?) on the wedding ring quilt your great grandmother made for you.

thetitanbarbarossa:  You wife blowing… Rick?  Rodney?  Robert? (did she even

Thetitanbarbarossa: Of Course She Is Still Going To Bake Cookies With Your Kids, She Is Still Their Grandma!

Thetitanbarbarossa:  Of Course She Is Still Going To Bake Cookies With Your Kids,

Thetitanbarbarossa: You Felt Your Daughters Prom Dress Made Her Look A Little Too Slutty… But When Her Dates Showed Up, You Were Sure Of It!

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Thetitanbarbarossa: It’s One Thing For Your Wife To Be Free To “Play” When She Goes Out Of Town On Business… Its Quite Another When Pictures Of Her Show Up On Half A Dozen Tumblr Pages The First Morning. 

Thetitanbarbarossa:  It’s One Thing For Your Wife To Be Free To “Play” When

Thetitanbarbarossa: You Are Beginning To Understand Why None Of Your Grandchildren Look Anything Like Their Father.

Thetitanbarbarossa:  You Are Beginning To Understand Why None Of Your Grandchildren

Thetitanbarbarossa: This Girls Picked Up A Six-Pack Down At The Corner, Then The Party Was On!

Thetitanbarbarossa:  This Girls Picked Up A Six-Pack Down At The Corner, Then The

Thetitanbarbarossa: Even Though They Were So Close To Raising Enough Money To Build The New Orphanage, Madelyn Had To Leave The Fundraiser Early For A Couple Of More Pressing Issues.

Thetitanbarbarossa:  Even Though They Were So Close To Raising Enough Money To Build

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Thetitanbarbarossa: If You Don’t Lock Up Your Valuables, Those Valet Guys Will Take Them Every Time!

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