jantoni0: That swollen, red, gaping hole has been wrecked. (via jantoni0)

jantoni0: That swollen, red, gaping hole has been wrecked. (via jantoni0)

Jantoni0: Aquaman’s Birth…No Shrinkage Here.

Jantoni0: While Swimming At The Local Nude Beach The Other Day, I Noticed This Big Neanderthal Of A Guy Making His Way Toward Me. I Also Noticed He Was Stroking A Huge Hard-On. I Looked To The Shore And Saw A Woman, Who I Assumed Was His Wife, Watching

Jantoni0: I Didn’t Know What My New Gardener Meant When He Said His Gardening Style Was Au Naturel Until He Showed Up To Mow My Lawn. Later, I Had Him Trim My Bush And Plow My Crevasse.

Jantoni0: That Hole Has Seen Its Fair Share Of Cock. You Can Tell By The Permanent Gape.

Jantoni0: Imauncleluke:gay-Belge-Francophone:soyez Fier Des Poils De Votre Corps !!!!! Waiting For His Boys! I Love The Satisfied Look On A Guy’s Face When My Swimmers Are In His Ass Looking For An Egg To Impregnate. This Is Right Before I Tell Him

Jantoni0: The Promotion Included A Large Compensation Package (Pun Intended), A Corner Office And Your Very Own Cocksucker For All Of Those Boring Meetings.

Jantoni0: Fantasizing That You’re Being Spit Roasted By Two Studs.

Jantoni0: Imagine The Smell Of That Bush Up Against Your Nose When You Deep Throat Him.

Jantoni0: My New Workout Buddy Is Super Complementary, Always Telling Me How Good I Look And Asking Whether I’m Banging All The Girls I Know. I’m Pretty Sure He’s A Pipe Smoker. The Other Day After Our Workout, I Was Changing And Caught Him Checking

Jantoni0: When Your Tour Guide In London Asks You If You Want To See The Real Big Ben.

Nottherifleman: Go On. All The Way!

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