turk-tips: We’ve stopped trying to get him to fix up his clothes a looooong time ago.

turk-tips: We’ve stopped trying to get him to fix up his clothes a looooong time ago.

Turk-Tips: Live In Fear Of The Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeepomaa—Er. Turks. Right. That’s What I Meant.

Turk-Tips: I Live A Very Unhealthy Lifestyle, I Know. I’ll Try To Cut Back A Little On The Revenge. Do Some More Exercise. Maybe Go To A Gym.

Turk-Tips: What’s The Paperclip And Rubberband For? I Needed Something To Keep My Paperwork Together And The Rubberband’s For My Hair~ And The Dynamite? Do I Really Need A Reason To Have Explosives?

Turk-Tips: Veld, Before…You Know.

Turk-Tips: Seriously Though. You’d Think After The First Shot You’d Have Left By Now.

Turk-Tips: Yes, Nunchuck-Turk. You Can Bring The Kitchen Sink, Too.

Turk-Tips: You’d Be Surprised How Many People Just Accept This Excuse As Is.

Turk-Tips: Choices Are A Luxury We Can’t Afford.

Turk-Tips: There’s Also Gambling, But We’ve Been Banned From Every Casino In The World, Too.

Turk-Tips: I Refuse To Get Up Until The Decent Hour Of 2 P.m.

Turk-Tips: Downside? We Can’t Go Drinking Together.

Turk-Tips: Rude Loves His Explosives. Mmm-Hmm.

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