Thehiddentriforce: Captain-Snark: Godtie: Do You Ever Just Glance At A Guys Crotch And Think “Theres A Dick There” There’s The Possibility Of There Being A Dick There, You Can’t Know Until The Pants Are Open And The Dick Is Confirmed To Either
piercemyfuckingtaco: pennyandjennys: From my grandma. I have never in my life been so scared of opening a present. It’s like the beginning of a horror movie. You can’t just post this and not tell us what it is
