hornycactus: ” a broken heart is the worst feeling in the whole world ” you have obviously never got water up your nose

hornycactus: ” a broken heart is the worst feeling in the whole world ” you have obviously never got water up your nose

Healiing: Having Friends On Tumblr Is Really Great. I Often Refer To You Guys In Real Life As “My Friend From England/Autrallia/California/New York” And It Makes People Think I’m Very Well Traveled When Really I’ve Just Spent A Lot Of Time On

“I Wanna Be Your Friend” I Whisper Quietly To Myself While Stalking Your Blog And Not Making Any Attempt To Talk To You.

Zooeyclairedeschanel: The Friendzone Sounds Like A Cool Arcade With Skee Ball And Endless Capri Sun And Cool Motorcycle Racing Games Yeah Man I’d Love To Go To The Friendzone

49Thparallelblues: Breakfast Of Champions.

Edgaralanfrog: Glencocoabutter: Son, Your Mother And I Are Very Concerned I Never Laughed At Two Cats Harder Before

Thegirlwhocriedfoxface: Superwholockcastiel: Two People Could Be Born At Exactly The Same Time, But Because Of Timezones Have Different Birthdays. Holy Shit.

Thefaultinourscarves: Hmuifyoureblack: Hmuifyoureblack: I’m Flipping A Coin Heads Ill Do My Homework Tails I Wont It Was Heads But Im Going To Pretend It Was Tails This Sums Up My Entire Life

I-Am-Dovahkiin: Rob Went Afk And His Dog Started Eating His Cereal

So I Found An Escaped Convict On Street View.

Sassiavelli: Mater—Tua: Hika421: Meggannn: Sometimes I Think I Can Write But Then I See What Other People Write And Sometimes I Think I Can Draw But Then I See What Other People Draw And Sometimes I See Other People And

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Leopoldjamesfitzs: I Only Ship Things That Are Guaranteed To Cause Me Immense Pain

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