thesickestjokes: I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says “haha good one” and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.

thesickestjokes: I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says “haha good one” and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.

Alemsy: Oh, You Like That Ship (◕‿◕✿) It’s Okay, I Respect That, Even Though They Have No Chemistry Nor Dynamic Nor Nothing And They Just Don’t Fit Together And You’re So Wrong, I Respect That (◡‿◡✿)

Morrissarty: Vulpehollow: Morrissarty: Imagine Being Deaf And Reading Words But Having No Idea What They Sound Like I Can’t Even Comprehend That Imagine Being Deaf And Not Knowing Farts Make Noise. For Fuck’s Sake

Livefortherisk: It’s Like It’s Saying, “Human! Human! This Is Wet. This Appears To Be Very Wet. Human! My Feet Are Also Wet. It Is Wet. What Are You Doing? No. No Pictures Please.”

Happyhealthyhippy: Aelx: Ipoog: Daily Reminder To Click A Button So You Can Give Free Food To A Shelter!! If Every One Of My Followers Did This, We Could Give More Than 85 Meals To Less-Fortunate Animals. For Free. Guys This Is A Thing. Go There

Vvierd: People On The Internet Are So Great….We All Just Seem To Click

Jaqen-Hghars: Tyleroakley: Well This Is Awkward. #The Best Argument Against The Bible Is The Bible

Sherlockedhobbitofasgard: So Apparently You Can Make This Little Thing Called Salt Glitter. Basically, You Like Put Food Coloring On Salt And Cook It And Then When It’s Ready, It Becomes Salt Glitter. Do You Even Realize How Many Spn Creatures

Pizza: I’m Going To Name My Daughter Casserole So Then She’ll Get The Nickname Cass And People Will Be Like “Oh, Cass Is Short For Cassandra, Right?” And She Will Have To Explain To Them Her Name Is Casserole

Tarotempura

Psa: Skype Virus Locks Your Computer, Demands Payment

B1Temylip: Face-Down-Asgard-Up: Rubato: Bhamms: He’s Smiling. He’s Proud Of Himself. He’s Saying “Look At Me, That’s Right, I’m Balancing Myself On This Little Stub Of A Branch. I Am As Majestic As A Bird On Its Perch.” Look At This

Shedictator: Stop.

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