talesofanswers: The closest he ever came was back when we were children. He tried to slip a rubber rat into my breakfast. As for revenge pranks, well… It’s far more fun to keep everyone guessing, wouldn’t you say?

talesofanswers: The closest he ever came was back when we were children. He tried to slip a rubber rat into my breakfast. As for revenge pranks, well… It’s far more fun to keep everyone guessing, wouldn’t you say?

Banesboner: If You Read This You’re My Valentines No Take Backs

松岡凛

Weird &Amp; Pissed Off

Lampsu: Have You Ever Had A Friend Who You Love To Death But At The Same Time You Fucking Hate Them And Every Once In A While You Get An Extremely Strong Urge To Beat The Shit Out Of Them

Liampain: Perk Of Dating Me: I Have No Social Life So We Can Hang Out Whenever It’s Convenient For You

Pubertad: Hyacinthe Rigaud, Louis Xiv (Detail), 1701

Getoutoftherecat: Get Out Of There Cat. You Don’t Fit. There Is No Debating This.

Jackismechajesus: Today, My Calculus Teacher Taught Us How To Make A Chicken With A Dish Towel. My Mother Always Bitches About How I Fold Towels Because It’s Not The Way She Does It. From Now On, Every Time I Fold A Towel, I Am Going To Make It

Sebthemagicdragon: Takanye: Echat: All You Girls Out There Had That Stage Where You Played Online Dress Up Games Dont Even Lie What Do You Mean Had What Do You Mean Girls

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New State Bill Will Require Students To Out Gay Students To Parents

Juliandevizio: Where’s That Post That’s Like ‘The Pain Of Being In Love With Minor Characters’ Because That Couldn’t Be More Relevant To My Life Right Now

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