legendaryjbiebs: the only thing faster than light is a fangirl who hears her idol come on the tv in another room

legendaryjbiebs: the only thing faster than light is a fangirl who hears her idol come on the tv in another room

A-Giant-Bug: I Think Spotify Just Threatened To Kill Me???

Rabioheab: Ah Yes, The 90S. I Have Fond Memories Of That Decade. Crying, Pooping My Pants Every Day, Wearing Diapers, Being Bald, Being A Baby. That Was The High Life.

Letmebe-Lucas: This Picture Really Sums Up The Australian Army

Clubpenguln: So You Want A New Url? Pulls Jacket Flaps Back To Reveal 8 Billion Hoarded Urls Because I Got What You Need

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Thepinkcardigan: Raullozada: This Guy Deserves A Medal Omfg

Ghostgif: No I Know What I’m Saying

Chraystmaseve: Omgoswin: Kylesbogusjourney: Female Privilege Is Getting To Claim A Headache To Avoid Sex. Female Oppression Is Having To Claim Physical Illness To Avoid Sex Because Men Won’t Take A Simple Fucking “No” For An Answer. Female Oppression

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Darrynek: What Girls Really Mean When They Say “I’m Fine” I Want To Go Hunting What Girls Really Mean When They Say “Leave Me Alone” I Really Feel Like Ordering Chinese Food Tonight What Girls Really Mean When They Say They’re Not Mad At

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