First a $20 bill then a Koopa Troopa figurine… The park across from my house keeps giving me stuff.

First a $20 bill then a Koopa Troopa figurine… The park across from my house keeps giving me stuff.

Weird &Amp; Pissed Off

Ambassador-Of-Anguish: Shouldertappingghosts: If I Was A Famous Author I Would Publish A Book With Ten Different Endings Which All Went To Print With Varying Degrees Of Rarity, But Not Tell The Fans About It So That I Could Watch Their Confusion As

Al3Cthegr8: Hehasawifeyouknow: Possibly The Greatest Greek-Myth Trainers Ever (And Maybe The Only). Give Me Right Now.

Weird &Amp; Pissed Off

Talesofanswers: Well, Most Of The Enemies We Fought Were Monsters Or Bandits Or Whatnot. So It Was Easy To Assert Myself Against Them, And It Was Fun To Trash Talk Them In Battles I Knew We Were Gonna Win. Then It Just Became Habit. It Has Actually

Tardisity: The Oldest Person Alive Was Born On April 19, 1897, Meaning That April 18Th, 1897 Was Approximately The Last Time The Earth Was Inhabited By An Entirely Different Set Of People And If You Don’t Think That’s The Realist Shit Ever Then You

Rileykitty: Tea With Reshie Ovo

Lasanha-Do-Lidl: I Found This Pic In A Folder, Forgot What It Was Supposed To Be… But I’ll Post It All The Same

Liechiberry: “Zorua Hatched From The Egg!”

Weird &Amp; Pissed Off

Theroyaldirt: Beast In The Kitchen (Pt 1)

Rantblogsorry: Ok So Im Watching Masterchef And This Freaking Guy Proposes To His Girlfriend And Freaking Joe Bastianich Who Is Tough As Fuck Starts Tearing Up Ughh I Love You

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